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We ended up going to his friends apartment to watch him work he was a painter and the two of them proceeded to take a bunch of LSD and trip while I just hung out. I eventually called my roommate to come save me and the guy freaked out and chased us down as we drove away. I stopped going to his restaurant after that.

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Me: ok you heard that. I hate tinder. You go first Date: I was just gonna say I love this wine, and the food is delicious.

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Me: why am I single Me: declines every date, takes business days to answer text, shows no emotion, can't parallel park. I just swiped right on so many girls without getting a match that I looked around to see if I was on a subway without service. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

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What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. A second nice shirt.

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This ladies tinder profile just said "I have air con" and I think that's the kinda honesty I need in my life. I keep this photo saved on my phone for whenever guys from a Tinder ask me to send them a nude. When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.

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Date: What do you do? Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food. Women: "I need my man tall I can't date no short man" Her father:.

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In SATC apparently all you needed to do to find a boyfriend was leave your apartment. Let's get real, everyone is way too awkward and self-absorbed to approach someone in real life. Yes, girlfriends talk to each other about how the sex is at the beginning of a relationship.

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An extremely accurate description of what it's like to hook up with me. Humans bored on Earth are like "Look, there's water on that cold, distant, unattainable planet," and that's also a good metaphor for dating. So did you like my tweet because it was funny or because you wanna date me.

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